Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
    Me: "Yeah..."
    Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
    Me: -Forgets entire language-
"Everybody has a heart and some people’s hearts have just been really damaged and they’ve forgotten how to love or feel lovable."
- Helena Bonham Carter (via the-mismatched-shoes)

(Source: the-mismatched-socks, via helenabonhamcarterismyrolemodel)

maytheodds:

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

(via uppercased)

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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(via pizza)

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via uppercased)

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

(via pizza)

    me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: it is because I am a failure
    me: everything I touch dies